This time I'm determined not to miss out. I was clearly asleep at the switch when the demand for Purel started skyrocketing this year, though I had bought some Johnson and Johnson stock (the parent company) last May and it has done quite well. I should have also been buying boxcars of the hand sanitizer when the news of the flu first came out, but what's done is done. It's just as well, though. With the money I saved not buying all that Purel, I'm sending my broker out to hoard all known stocks of K-Y Jelly. It's only a matter of time before cavity searches become mandatory on all domestic and international flights, and I'm determined not to be caught with my pants down! Fortunately J&J also makes K-Y Jelly, so I'm going to do alright. I wonder who makes rubber gloves?
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"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the Jolly Roger and begin to slit throats" HL Mencken
Why I'm here
Actually, I am Shy and Retiring despite my brief stint as a choruster in The Pirates of Penzance (see above pic), but not afraid to let others know what I'm thinking or feeling-within reason, of course. This blog will record my odyssey from "working- stiff" to retirement and inevitable curmudgeon hood. I hope to describe some of the the twists, turns, and gyrations that I anticipate I will need to go through to allow me to feel that I have remained a productive human being. I also reserve the right to make sardonic comment on the ironies and visiccitudes of life as I experience them.
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grossest post ever
Don't tell me about gross posts, Mr. Horsham.
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