Finally, the definitive answer to those who think Jews control the world and who lose sleep (May they lose a lot of sleep-Amen!) about a universal Jewish conspiracy. This week is Passover. There's a lot of cooking and baking that needs to be done in preparation. Unbeknownst to virtually everyone, the manufacturers of stick margarine which was Kosher for Passover (when there are special restrictions on food more stringent than the usual laws of Kashrut (pronounced kosh-as in gosh-root) decided not to produce any this year. This became evident just a few days before the holiday started and caused otherwise (sort of) rational women to panic and begin pulling out their hair (or pulling fibers from their Shaitlach-whichever the case). There was, in fact, an article in the Wall Street Journal about it. Only tub based margarine was available and who knows how to cook with that? All those recipes and no way to make them work! So, How is it (if we are all-powerful and "rule the world"), that we couldn't even get the margarine we needed? And how is it (if all the Jews in the world are connected and in cahoots), that virtually NO ONE knew about this nefarious plot that (trust me) had a great deal of impact on the lives of many of us, until it was too late to do anything about it? Res Ipsa Loquitor I rest my case.
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